Top Five List of Things I Hate While Traveling

On my recent trip from Maui to Houston, I continued to notice many things I hate while traveling. And it didn't just happen on this trip, but happens EVERY time I get on a flight.

1. If you have an extra seat, hell, if you have two extra seats, don't be a selfish person and share. You don't really have a back problem and you didn't purchase all three seats.
2. If you have a family, obviously you know you're going to want to sit together, so PURCHASE your tickets together. Even if they don't have it at the time, make it happen. Trust me, it can happen. I've done it. Speak to manager and they will make it happen.
3. Bringing food on the plane. It doesn't matter if you like a Caesar Salad or a Curry Chicken sandwich, the person sitting next to you and the people around you, can't stand the smell. So please don't for the sake of those around you.
4. When the plane lands, everyone doesn't need to hurry up and stand up. It's a plane we're all getting off. You don't have to rush and make it miserable for everyone else.
5. When waiting for your luggage at baggage claim, you all don't need to crowd around at the exact same place. It's a circle, it all comes back around. Please don't stand right next to me or in
front of me if I'm already there.

These were just the five major things I noticed. I'm sure I'll add more. Feel free to comment and add what you have noticed that frustrates you.

Hope you don't have to deal with any of this.

To The Selfish Lady on the Plane With Me

Dear Selfish Lady on the plane who has three seats to yourself,

I understand a family got separated and because of that I have to get the result of a lady sitting next to the empty seat next to me. You have three seats to yourself. When we asked you if one of us could come and seat over there you said "I have a back problem, I'm gonna use all three of them." Sorry bia, this is an 8 hour flight, we all have "back problems" and would like three seats to ourselves. Of course, I call the flight attendant over and she says that no, she didn't purchase those three seats so anyone can seat there. When I asked the lady next to me if she wouldn't mind moving, because this was MY seat and I would like to stay here, she looks to the flight attendant and says "I don't want to sit over there because of that negative energy from her." Are you freakin kidding me! Because this stupid lady thought energy really matter, didn't get off her Euro-trash butt and move over there. I wasn't going to move because this was my seat and I wanted to stay by the window and have that one. I even told her that if she moved we could all have more room, she was stupid enough to say "I don't care about more room" Who doesn't care about more room on an 8 hour flight? So because this ignorant lady wouldn't move, the selfish bia had three seats to her self and we had to be cramped in our little seat.

Please don't be selfish. Share your luck (the fact that you got three seats to yourself) with others who aren't quite as fortunate as you. Oh, but don't you worry, you will get what's coming to you.

KARMA IS A B**TCH.

Sincerely,
The airplane passenger knowing Karma is coming for you